I Was In Constant Demand,

I Never Go To Funerals. To Me A Person Is Dead When He Breathes For The Last Time. After That, Your Memories Should Be Personal.

The Ceremony Took Six Minutes. The Marriage Lasted About The Same Amount Of Time Though We Didn't Get A Divorce For Almost A Year.

Experts Always Know Everything But The Fine Points. When I Took My Citizenship Exams, No One There Knew How The White House Came To Be Called The White House.

I Know Why Most People Never Get Rich. They Put The Money Ahead Of The Job. If You Just Think Of The Job, The Money Will Automatically Follow. This Never Fails.

I Believe In Sending A Lot Of Letters And Notes To Friends.