I Never Go To Funerals.

The Public Pays And Feels It Is Entitled To Participate In The Personal Affairs Of A Performer.

Experts Always Know Everything But The Fine Points. When I Took My Citizenship Exams, No One There Knew How The White House Came To Be Called The White House.

To Be A Star Is To Own The World And All The People In It. After A Taste Of Stardom, Everything Else Is Poverty.

I Don't Have Any Gnawing Guilt Over Contributing To Any Unhappiness Suffered By My Husbands. They Were As Much To Blame As I Was.

The Ladder Of Success In Hollywood Is Usually A Press Agent, Actor, Director, Producer, Leading Man; And You Are A Star If You Sleep With Each Of Them In That Order. Crude, But True.