I Was At A Bar

People Come Up To Me And Say, 'emo, Do People Really Come Up To You?'

I Never Cheated On My Wife. I Took Seriously Those Vows Of Celibacy.

Pentiums Melt In Your Pc, Not In Your Hand.

What Is Eternity? You're On The Checkout Line At A Supermarket. There Are Seven People In Front Of You. They Are All Old. They All Have Two Carts And Coupons For Every Item. They Are All Paying By Check. None Of Them Have Id. It's The Checkout Girl's First Day On The Job. She Doesn't Speak Any English. Take Away Fifteen Minutes From That, And You Begin To Get An Idea Of What Eternity Is.

The Nicest Present I Ever Got Was An Exploding Suppository.