I Was At A Bar

Actually, My Cd Was Released In 1985, In Return For Two German Missionaries And A Dutch Urologist.

I Was In A Bar The Other Night, Hopping From Barstool To Barstool, Trying To Get Lucky, But There Wasn't Any Gum Under Any Of Them.

People Come Up To Me And Say, 'emo, Do People Really Come Up To You?'

Women: You Can't Live With Them, And You Can't Get Them To Dress Up In A Skimpy Little Nazi Costume And Beat You With A Warm Squash Or Something.

I Think The Whole Concept Of Monotheism Is A Gift From The Gods.