I Think The Whole Concept

Women: You Can't Live With Them, And You Can't Get Them To Dress Up In A Skimpy Little Nazi Costume And Beat You With A Warm Squash Or Something.

One Man's Pet-stained Carpet Is Another Man's Twister Game.

I've Always Had A Special Place In My Heart For Old Women Digging Through Garbage Bins. They Saved My Life So Many Times As A Baby.

Santa Fe Is Fun To Visit, But Property There Will Cost You An Arm And A Dillo.

The American Government Is Making Nuclear Weapons Like There's No Tomorrow.