I Was In A Bar

Charlie Chaplin Is The Greatest Artist Of The 20th Century. He Takes Me From Laughter To Tears In Seconds. And He Was One Of The Very First Funny Men. It's Like The Original Violins Were Made In Cremona And There's Never Been Any Better Since. Sometimes The Best Come Right Off The Bat.

I'll Do Anything For My Wife, It's Turning Out.

I Lent A Friend Of Mine $10,000 For Plastic Surgery And Now I Don't Know What He Looks Like.

Once I Posed Nude For A Magazine. I've Never Been Back To That Newstand.

I Used To Be Scared Of Pretty Girls, Until One Confessed They're Just As Scared Of Me.