I Was Always Being Called

Usually, What People In The Public Eye Do Is Pick Two Charities And Just Exclusively Work For Them. But That Means You Have To Turn People Down All The Time, So I Try And Do Something For Everyone That Asks Me, At Least Once.

I Like To Shock People.

How Do You Conduct An Intimate Relationship Where No One Ever Loses It? Where No One Ever Lashes Out, Where No One Ever Smacks Anyone In The Mouth?

What Could Be Funnier Than A Fat Person Trying To Run A Marathon?

I Must Be An Anorexic Because An Anorexic Looks In The Mirror And Sees A Fat Person.