Even When I Wasn't Overweight

My Doctor Told Me I Should Get Out Of Breath Three Times A Week, So I Took Up Smoking.

Christians Have Always Been Fodder For Comedians Who Have Tended To Portray Them As Anoraks - Slightly Clammy, Beatifically Smiley Dullards With Barely A Personality Between Them.

I've Always Liked To Think I Could Do Anything I Wished As Well As - If Not Better Than - A Man. But I Wasn't Very Good At Rally Driving.

It Wasn't A Conscious Effort To Have Kids Later. It Was Just The Way Life Goes.

By Crying On My Bed, Drinking Quite A Lot And Feeling Tempted By Drugs. Well, Just Not Reading It To Be Perfectly Honest With You. I Know It's A Bit Of A Copout.