I Look Like Julian Clary

The Problem With Comedy Audiences - It's Like The Coliseum - When They See Someone Struggling, They Don't Feel Altruistic Towards Them. They Feel Slightly Repulsed By It.

Inside Every Fat Person There's A Thin Person Looking To Get Out - They've Just Eaten Them.

There Have Been Some Very Extreme Hecklers In Audiences Whose Bile Was So Hateful And So Meant That It Would Be A Bit Frightening To Think That All I'm Doing Is Jokes And Yet Someone Hates Me That Much.

If You're A Fat Person - And Especially If You're A Woman - At All Stages Of Your Life You'll Get Abuse For It, So You Have To Work Out A Way Of Dealing With It. The Best Way Is To Be Humorous About It - That Defuses Any Tension.

School Was Great. There Were No Boys There, Which Didn't Really Bother Me At The Time Because I Had Two Brothers, So I Was Quite Pleased Not To Spend Any More Time With Boys.