I Was A Failed Actor

You Don't Want Money To Make You A Social Freak Where You Can Only Hang Out With Rich People.

I've So Exceeded What I Ever Wanted To Do.

I Always Say I'd Rather Be Miserable By Myself Than Unhappy In A Relationship.

All My Day Is Spent Dealing With Other People. When I Come Home I Like It To Be Empty. The Presence Of Others In My House Kind Of Annoys Me. I Love Coming Home And Shutting The Doors. I Feel Brain Dead. I'm Relatively Available, But Not To Live With.

Straight Men Just Can't Imagine The Bliss Of Being In A Relationship With Someone Who Finds Farting As Funny As They Do.