I Was A Failed Actor

I Don't Think You Should Have To Try To Be Nice, I Think Most People Are Nice. I Think Being Cheerful And Nice Is Just A Politeness.

The Higher Your Profile Becomes, The More Aware You Are That People Out There Might Hate You.

A Comedian's A Comedian. They're A Very Kind Of Cynical Bunch. I Guess That's Why I Like Them.

I've So Exceeded What I Ever Wanted To Do.

I Have Nothing To Say About My Childhood. It Was A Perfectly Pleasant Upbringing - It's Not Like It Was Unhappy Or Anything.