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I Keep A Lighter In My Back Pocket All The Time. I'm Not A Smoker, I Just Really Like Certain Songs.

I Like Parties, But I Don't Like Piñatas Because The Pinata Promotes Violence Against Flamboyant Animals. Hey, There's A Donkey With Some Pizzazz. Let's Kick Its Ass.

I Need To Develop Some Patience - Immediately.

I Can Tell How Lonely I Am By How Easily I'm Fooled By A Mannequin In A Store.

I Would Like To Have Windshield Wipers That Do The Whole Windshield, Please.