I Keep A Lighter In

It's Always Helpful To Remember That In The Grand Scheme Of Things You Are Much More Important Than... Um, Wait, Than... Something, Maybe.

If You Are Wearing A Bandana You Better Have Something Wise To Say, Because You Are Starting With A Credibility Deficit.

I Wonder How They Deal With Mice At Disney World.

Vampires Probably Don't Have Great Breath.

I Love Bowling Almost As Much As I Love Not Bowling.