I've Never Had A Writer,

I Don't Really Tell A Joke Per Se, I Build Up An Attitude And It Becomes A Joke.

Some People Say Funny Things - But I Say Things Funny.

I Knew Most Of The People There Who Ran The Places, A Lot Of Wiseguys. They're All Gone Now. All Good People.

I Don't Really Tell A Joke, I React To Situations. The Whole Thing Is Just Looking At Somebody And Showing All Our Weaknesses And Exaggerating Them, And That's How It Becomes Funny.

I've Never Gambled A Dime. Never, In All My Years In Vegas.