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Older Jews Think Of Franklin Delano Roosevelt And See Themselves As Siding With The Working Class And The Poor, So They Continue To Vote The Way They Do.

I Am Excited About Getting Back To What I Do Best And What My Audience Likes Best, I Am Writing New Jokes Every Day And Soon Ill Be Telling Them Every Night. Just Me, One Jew Talking And That's It.

If An Englishman Gets Run Down By A Truck He Apologizes To The Truck.

A Jew Never Laughs Without Looking At His Wife For Approval.

It's Not A Query Of Staying Wholesome. It's A Query Of Discovering A Illness You Want.