I've Always Had A Special

I Don't Know How Electricity Works. All I Know Is That It Calms Me.

My Sister Just Had A Baby. We Can Have Company Over. She'll Be In Front Of Everyone With Her Um... Breast... Out Feeding It. You Know... Cereal Or Whatever.

Cell Phones Are Like A Dog's Nipples... You Don't Have To Shout Into Them!

Once I Posed Nude For A Magazine. I've Never Been Back To That Newstand.

I've Always Thought The Best Way To Teach A Kid Not To Be Scared Of The Dark Is To Fill His Daylight Hours With As Much Horror As Possible.