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The More You Know The Less The Better.

Try To Catch A Trout And Experience The Glorious Feeling Of Letting It Go And Seeing It Swimming Away.

A Fart Is Just Your Arse Applauding.

,000 People In Hampden Park. Of Course They're All Scottish. Because No One Else Goes There. The English Have An Unwritten Rule: They Only Go To Places They Might Get Back From.

If You Want To Lose A Bit Of Weight, Don't Eat Anything Out Of A Bucket.