I Used To Get Drunk

I Was Walking Home One Night And A Guy Hammering On A Roof Called Me A Paranoid Little Weirdo. In Morse Code.

I Picked Up A Hitch Hiker. You've Got To When You Hit Them.

Well, My Brother Says 'hello.' So, Hooray For Speech Therapy.

Race Is Still Somewhat Of A Taboo In Comedy. But If You're A Minority, Then You Can Make Fun Of Your Own Minority. And That's A Nice Service That Many Of Them Provide.

England Is Better Only Because I Stand Out There As 'unusual'.