I Used To Do My

I Could Be An Alternative Comic. I Could Be That Really Dark - I Was - I Was A Very Dark Comic To Begin With. I Could Be That Guy, And The Only Reason I Didn't Is That I Wanted To Make Money. I Wanted To Be Popular. I Wanted To Be Liked More Than I Wanted To Be Admired.

At Thanksgiving, My Mom Always Makes Too Much Food, Especially One Item, Like 700 Or 800 Pounds Of Sweet Potatoes. She's Got To Push It During The Meal. "did You Get Some Sweet Potatoes? There's Sweet Potatoes. They're Hot. There's More In The Oven, Some More In The Garage. The Rest Are At The Johnson's."

I Had Been Asking The Universe And God To Send Me A Way For Me To Help Me. Show Business Has Been So Wonderful To Me, And It Came In The Form Of That. Its Just So Funny How Things Come Into Your Life, And If You Take A Chance On Them, It Might Give You A Brand New Life.

Filming In Cloak & Dagger I Was Trying To Get My Screen Actors Guild Card. Everybody Tries To Get Their Sag Card If They Want To Be An Actor. People Might Say That It Was Their Dream To Be An Actor, But For Me, I Was A Comedian. I Already Had A Job. But I Felt Like There Could Be Money There, And Comedians Don't Make Very Much Money, Or They Didn't In 1984.

It's So Much Easier To Be Cynical.