The 22+ Gene Fowler Quotes

If They Haven't Heard It Before It's Original.

News Is History Shot On The Wing.

Psychoanalysts Seem To Be Long On Information And Short On Application.

A Man Who Makes A One-dollar Profit On His Expense Account Is Dishonest. A Man Who Loses Five Cents On One Is A Damned Fool.

Perhaps No Mightier Conflict Of Mind Occurs Ever Again In A Lifetime Than That First Decision To Unseat One's Own Tooth.

What Is Success? It Is A Toy Balloon Among Children Armed With Pins.

News Is History Shot On The Wing. The Huntsmen From The Fourth Estate Seek To Bag Only The Peacock Or The Eagle Of The Swifting Day.

Never Thank Anybody For Anything, Except A Drink Of Water In The Desert -and Then Make It Brief.

It Is No Disgrace To Rest A Bit.

I Will Be Brief. Not Nearly So Brief As Salvador Dali, Who Gave The World's Shortest Speech. He Said I Will Be So Brief I Have Already Finished, And He Sat Down.

Love And Memory Last And Will So Endure Till The Game Is Called Because Of Darkness.

Everyone Needs A Warm Personal Enemy Or Two To Keep Him Free From Rust In The Movable Parts Of His Mind