News Is History Shot On

I Will Be Brief. Not Nearly So Brief As Salvador Dali, Who Gave The World's Shortest Speech. He Said I Will Be So Brief I Have Already Finished, And He Sat Down.

A Man Who Makes A One-dollar Profit On His Expense Account Is Dishonest. A Man Who Loses Five Cents On One Is A Damned Fool.

He Has A Profound Respect For Old Age. Especially When It's Bottled.

An Editor Should Have A Pimp For A Brother So He'd Have Someone To Look Up To.

Love And Memory Last And Will So Endure Till The Game Is Called Because Of Darkness.