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My First Words Were 'seconds, Please.' Most Kids In Kindergarten Napped On A Little Rug. I Had A Braided 9 X 12.
-Louie Anderson
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My First Words Were 'seconds,
Louie Anderson
My First Words Were 'seconds, Please.' Most Kids In Kindergarten Napped On A Little Rug. I Had A Braided 9 X 12.
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