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My Mum Actually Gave Up Work To Look After My Child, Which Is So Touching.

Americans Are So Dedicated To Their Jobs.

I Used To Be A Window Cleaner. I Got Fired Because I Sometimes Liked To Drink The Soapy Water.

You've Got Your Justins Who Have All The Back Flipping Dancers And Stuff, And Then You've Got Lemar, And He Totally Moves You Without Having To Do All Of That, And He's Gorgeous.

Footballers Wives Are Like Leeches, Feeding Off Their Partners Success. I Don't Want To Be A Footballer's Wife.