My Mum Actually Gave Up

I Love All Those Stupid, Cheesy Chat-up Lines Like 'did God Take The Stars Out Of The Sky And Put Them Into Your Eyes?' But I Never Get Chatted Up.

Life Is Too Short Not To Experiment.

Footballers Wives Are Like Leeches, Feeding Off Their Partners Success. I Don't Want To Be A Footballer's Wife.

Americans Are So Dedicated To Their Jobs.

I Don't Believe Stores Should Stock Clothes Below Or Above A Certain Weight. They Should Be Made To Feel Uncomfortable When They Go In And Can't Find A Size.