I Think You Should Not

My Memory Of My Mom Is A Wine Glass In One Hand And A Cigarette In The Other. She Was A Runway Fashion Model, And She Was Quite A Glamorous Woman.

They Almost Ran Me Off The Road Several Times. There Are So Many Chances That They Take To Get The Right Photo.

There's Nothing Glamorous About Being Dead.

I Have An Education Degree From The University Of Minnesota, And I Was A Teacher For About A Minute.

I Am The Odd Man Out In The Family.