I Am The Odd Man

Three Cigarettes In, Your Body Already Craves It. It Is That Addictive.

My Daughter Teases Me Once In A While Saying, Remember When You Used To Be My Mother And You Had Black Hair?

It's Amazing To Me That Young People Will Still Pick Up A Cigarette.

I Have An Education Degree From The University Of Minnesota, And I Was A Teacher For About A Minute.

You're Always Better Off If You Quit Smoking; It's Never Too Late.