I'm A Self-made Man. Who

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

A Conductor Should Reconcile Himself To The Realization That Regardless Of His Approach Or Temperament The Eventual Result Is The Same-the Orchestra Will Hate Him.

I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would Help?

Ballet Is The Fairies' Baseball.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.