I Think Money Isn't Any

I Don't Know If It's A Good Idea To Give A Woman A Box Of Bullets When She's Got A Pimple.

How Many Times Have I Told You Not To Hit People In The Face. You Kick Them In The Body Where It Doesn't Show.

I Think Money Isn't Any Good Sitting Around, So I Spend Some Time In The Shoe Department At Saks.

Suppose I Lay Down On The Pavement And You Run Over Me A Few Times With My Own Car...just For Old Times.

Opening My Door To Dillon Ruddick, My Bulding Super. I Handed Him A Cup Of Coffee. "sorry About The Blood." "what Was It This Time?" No One Reported Gunfire." "i Hit A Guy In The Face With A Hair Dryer." "whoa." Dillon Said. "it Wasn't My Fault," I Told Him. "maybe We Should Lay Down Some Linoleum Here. It Would Make Things Easier For Clean Up.