I Don't Know If It's

The Elevator Doors Opened, And Ranger Stepped Out And Spied Tank Stretched Out On The Carpet. "fainted," I Said. Ranger Walked To Tank And Stood Hands On Hips, Staring Down At Him. "tank Doesn't Faint. I've Been In Firefights With Him. He's A Rock." "well, The Rock Fainted.

Honey, A Man Can't Keep His Gun In A Cookie Jar. It Just Isn't Done.

Sorry About Bender," Lula Said, Letting The Trans Am Idle At The Curb. "maybe We Could Tell Vinnie He Died. We Could Say We Were All Set To Bring Bender In, And He Died. Bang. Dead As A Doorknob." "better Yet, Why Don't We Just Go Back And Kill Him," I Said. I Opened The Door To Leave, Caught My Toe In The Floor Mat, And Fell Out Of The Car, Face First. I Rolled Onto My Back And Stared Up At The Stars. "i'm Fine," I Said To Lula. "maybe I'll Sleep Here Tonight.

I Know What You're Thinking," Grandma Said Into The Silence. "do I Have Anymore Bullets In This Here Gun? Well, With All The Confusion, What With Being Locked Up In A Refrigerator, I Plumb Forgot What Was In Here To Start With. But Being That This Is A 45 Magnum, The Most Powerful Handgun In Existence, And It Could Blow Your Head Clean Off, You Just Got To Ask Yourself One Question. Do You Feel Lucky Today? Well, Do You, Punk?" Christ," Spiro Whispered. "she Thinks She's F**king Clint Eastwood.

It Would Be Difficult To Tell," Wulf Said. "i've Always Been A Romantic. I've Seen Casablanca Twice, And I Sat Through The Entire Ordeal Of Titanic". "didn't You Enjoy Titanic?" "i Was Relieved When The Ship Went Down".