I Think I've Been Called

Summer Camp: The Second Worst Camp For Jews.

I Have Lows, You Know, Everybody Does ... But I Kind Of Know How To Handle It. I Like To Let Myself Wallow In It. I Enforce It With Terribly Sad Music, And It Kind Of Pushes Me Through To The Other Side Eventually, And I Always Know It's Going To Pass.

I Was Sent To Sleepover Camp Since I Was 6, And You Know, It's A Recipe For Disaster.

My Dad Was A Bedwetter; I Think His Dad Was A Bedwetter. I Like To Talk About It Because It's Something That I Thought Would Be My Deepest, Darkest Secret My Whole Life, And Then You Become An Adult, And It's Not.

If You Sell The Vatican And You Take That Money And You Use It To Feed Every Single Human Being On The Planet, You Will Get Cah-azy Pussy. All The Pussy. I Don't Mean Literally. That Might Not Be Your Cup Of Tea. I Don't Know What Your Version Of 'all The Pussy' Is. But You'll Get All The Pussy.