I Think It Would Be

Last Week I Lost My Temper In My Karate Class. Man, I'm Not Doing That Again Until I'm A Black Belt. Because I Can Tell You There's A Difference Between Taking Karate And Receiving Karate.

Parades Are Man's Attempt To Make Traffic Exciting.

If You Have A Lair Then You Are Probably Not A Good Person.

Count Your Blessings, But Not Out-loud, At The Top Of Your Lungs.

It Feels Like Every Day Or Two, People On Twitter And The Internet Are Outraged About Something.