I Think I'm In Control

I Feel... Sexier, I Think, With Short Hair. I Feel Like An Alien!

Tattoos Are Like Stories - They're Symbolic Of The Important Moments In Your Life. Sitting Down, Talking About Where You Got Each Tattoo And What It Symbolizes, Is Really Beautiful.

I Wanted To Retire From All That, But I Guess My Breasts Still Have A Career, And I'm Just Tagging Along With Them.

[my Favorite Word?] "yes."

Whenever I See A Homeless Guy, I Always Run Back And Give Him Money, Because I Think, 'oh My God, What If That Was Jesus?'