I Feel... Sexier, I Think,

Baywatch Was A Turning Point For Me. Reluctantly Famous (in Over 150 Countries) I Tried To Make Sense Of My Place On Earth. I Started To Realize -- While Being Interviewed Endlessly About Silly Things. That I Had A Voice!!!

I Do A Lot For Peta. I Do A Lot Of Things I Think Are Really Important, I Volunteer At School And I'm Still Amazed I Can Pay My Bills Because I Feel Like I Don't Work That Much, I Really Don't.

I Want Barack Obama For President. I Love Obama. I Call Palin The Helicopter Huntress From Hell! I Want My Children To Have A Wonderful Future, And It's Disturbing When I Look Around. Americans Aren't Very Well-liked. A Likable President Would Be A Great Start.

I Told Hugh Hefner, "i Have This Crazy Boyfriend." And Hef Was Like, "you're Not Going Anywhere With A Crazy Boyfriend," And So He Put Me In A Mansion In Bel-air With An Opera Singing Chinese Maid, And I Was Driving A Bentley, And A Friend Of Mine Came By And Was Like, "what Is Going On? Why Are You Living In This Mansion?" And I Was Like, "isn't This What Happens When People Move To La?

I'd Rather Bare Skin Than Wear Skin.