I Wanted To Retire From

There's Never Going To Be A Great Misunderstanding Of Me. I Think I'm A Little Whacked.

Sometimes When You Smile, It's Not Because You're Happy. It's Because You're Strong.

I've Created My Own Career In My Life, And I've Had A Lot Of Fun Doing It. I Think That's Good.

I Told Hugh Hefner, "i Have This Crazy Boyfriend." And Hef Was Like, "you're Not Going Anywhere With A Crazy Boyfriend," And So He Put Me In A Mansion In Bel-air With An Opera Singing Chinese Maid, And I Was Driving A Bentley, And A Friend Of Mine Came By And Was Like, "what Is Going On? Why Are You Living In This Mansion?" And I Was Like, "isn't This What Happens When People Move To La?

My Earliest Memory? Trying To Use A Red Jelly Bean As Lipstick.