I Think Bears And Worms

I Am Bravery. I Am Courage. I Am Valor. I Am Daring. I Am Holding A Thesaurus.

I Would Like To Have Windshield Wipers That Do The Whole Windshield, Please.

I Bought A Clock, But The Big Hand Broke Off Of It... So I Just Added "ish" To Every Number.

Statistics Indicate That The Average American Is A Guy Named Brian Who Lives In Ohio.

Sometimes It Looks Like I'm Dancing, But It's Just That I Walked Into A Spider Web.