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Elizabeth Taylor's So Fat She Puts Mayonnaise On Aspirin.

On Her Daughter Melissa: The Only Time She Really Cried Is When I Sat Her Down And Told Her That She Was Not Adopted.

If You Don't Want Gays In The Military, Make The Uniforms Ugly.

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I Said To My Husband, 'my Boobs Have Gone, My Stomach's Gone, Say Something Nice About My Legs.' He Said, 'blue Goes With Everything.'