I Tell People, 'if You

In The South They Don't Mind How Close I Get, So Long As I Don't Get Too Big. In The North They Don't Mind How Big I Get, So Long As I Don't Get Too Close.

I Would Have Painted The White House Black. I Would Have!

I Would Never Teach A Child Of Mine To Be Kind To A Cop Who Would Shoot You In The Back Of The Head. I Would Never Have That Conversation Because Children Don't Hear What You Mean, They Hear What You Say.

Because You Make Me Laugh Don't Make You A Comic. A Comedian Is A Person Who, That's How They Make Their Living.

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Liberal Scorned.