I Talked To The Ball

I Want To Thank All My Teammates Who Scored So Many Runs And Joe Dimaggio, Who Ran Down So Many Of My Mistakes.

I Was The Worst Hitter Ever. I Never Even Broke A Bat Until Last Year When I Was Backing Out Of The Garage.

Only Triple I Ever Got.

The Secret Of My Success Was Clean Living And A Fast Outfield.

I'd Rather Not Throw The Ball At All.