I'm The Guy That Made

He Knew He Was Joe Dimaggio, And He Knew What That Meant To The Country.

I Was The Worst Hitter Ever. I Never Even Broke A Bat Until Last Year When I Was Backing Out Of The Garage.

A Lot Of Things Run Through Your Head When You're Going In To Relieve In A Tight Spot. One Of Them Was, "should I Spike Myself?"

I Don't Know. I've Never Been On Second Before.

He (jimmie Foxx) Has Muscles In His Hair.