I Talk In That Baby

I Won't Have A Cabinet As A President; I Will Have A Closet. A Giant Walk-in Closet With All Styles Of Advisers, Like Michael Kors, Kanye West, Diane Von Furstenberg, Naughty By Nature, Stephen Hawking, Madonna, Karl Lagerfeld, And, Of Course, Tinkerbell.

What's Walmart, Do They Sell Like Wall Stuff?

I'm Very Scared To Do It. What If I Don't Come Back? With The Whole Light-years Thing, What If I Come Back 10,000 Years Later, And Everyone I Know Is Dead? I'll Be Like, 'great. Now I Have To Start All Over'.

If I Was A President I Want To Put An End To Only Large Financial Contributors, Lobbyists, Inside-the-beltway Fat Cats, And Corporate Bigwigs Getting To Sleep In The Lincoln Bedroom. I Will Keep That Room Open Only For People For Whom It Is Too Late To Drive After Attending One Of My Secret-underground-bunker-after-hours Parties.

I'm Totally Normal. I Think It's Obnoxious When People Demand Limos Or Bodyguards. I Eat At Mcdonald's Or Taco Bell. My Parents Always Taught Us To Be Humble. We're Not Spoiled.