This Is Earth. Isn't It

I'm Not The Same Person I Was. I Used To Act Dumb. It Was An Act. I Am 26 Years Old, And That Act Is No Longer Cute. It Is Not Who I Am, Nor Do I Want To Be That Person For The Young Girls Who Looked Up To Me. I Know Now That I Can Make A Difference, That I Have The Power To Do That.

If I Was A President I Want To Put An End To Only Large Financial Contributors, Lobbyists, Inside-the-beltway Fat Cats, And Corporate Bigwigs Getting To Sleep In The Lincoln Bedroom. I Will Keep That Room Open Only For People For Whom It Is Too Late To Drive After Attending One Of My Secret-underground-bunker-after-hours Parties.

In These Trying Economic Times, I Believe The White House Should Have A Minimalist Touch: Open Floor Plan, Glass And Steel, Throw Pillows, And An Infinity Pool.

When I'm Working, I Don't Wear Any Makeup At All. Unless I Am Doing An Event, I Love To Wear No Makeup At All, Which Is Hardly Ever As I Am Working Every Day!

Having A Nightclub In Your House Really Helps For Having A Party, Because Then You Don't Need To Go Out.