I Still Like Paper Books.

A Cool Tattoo Design Is Any Drawing That Would Also Look Good Saggy.

It's Very Easy To Turn A Toy Into An Adult Toy: Location, Location, Location.

The Other Night I Was Playing Twister With Some Amputees.

Jumping Jacks Are Easier To Do Than Crawling Jacks.

I Think There's A Difference Between Making Comedy And Reporting Comedy. When You're A Joke Teller You Can Easily Fall Into The Second, You Can Show Up And Just Say The Jokes.