I Still Like Paper Books.

Laborers Want Their Kids To Be Merchants Or Business People. Business People Want Their Kids To Be Professionals. Professionals Want Their Kids To Be Academics, Professors. Academics Want Their Kids To Be Artists. And Artists Don't Care If Their Kids Are Laborers Or Not. They Can Be Anything.

I Love Bowling Almost As Much As I Love Not Bowling.

There's An Old Russian Saying That Goes Some Way Or Another. I Don't Know It. I Don't Speak Russian. But Sometimes I Think About It And Wonder If It's Relevant To What I'm Going Through At The Time. Probably Not. I Mean What Do Russian Know About Hunger, Anyway?

Multi-choice Question: My Dishwasher Is: Efficient; Hilarious.

I Can Tell How Lonely I Am By How Easily I'm Fooled By A Mannequin In A Store.