I Still Have To Work

I Can Get A Great Look At A T-bone Steak By Shoving My Head Up A Bull's Ass But I'd Rather Take The Butchers Word For It.

People Need A Time To Laugh. It's Up To Us To Bonk Ourselves On The Head And Slip On A Banana Peel So The Average Guy Can Say, 'i May Be Bad, Honey, But I'm Not As Much Of An Idiot As That Guy On The Screen.'

I Want To Live Fast And Die Young.

Brothers Don't Shake Hands. Brothers Gotta Hug.

I Have What Doctors Call A Little Bit Of A Weight Problem.