You Gotta Fight For Your

I Was In The Pritikin Center In Santa Monica Once, Trying To Lose 30 Or 40 Pounds In A Month. I'd Work... On A Treadmill And With The Weights, But It Was Driving Me Nuts. So I Escaped. Tom Arnold Picked Me Up And We Went To Le Dome And Had Tons Of Desserts.

Brothers Don't Shake Hands. Brothers Gotta Hug.

The Point Is, How Do You Know The Guarantee Fairy Isn't A Crazy Glue Sniffer.

First Off, I Am 35 Years Old, I Am Divorced, And I Live In A Van Down By The River.

I'm Just Dandy, I Got A Bowl Of Chocolate Pudding In My Underpants!