You Gotta Fight For Your

I Live In A Van Down By The River.

I Can Get A Great Look At A T-bone Steak By Shoving My Head Up A Bull's Ass But I'd Rather Take The Butchers Word For It.

I Still Have To Work On My Weight And Some Of My Other Demons.

I Have What Doctors Call A Little Bit Of A Weight Problem.

Everybody Laughs When Fatty Falls Down.