I Still Get Very Scared

I Still Get Very Scared When I Step In Front Of A Live Audience.

One Night I Couldn't Sleep. It Was Like 2:00 In The Morning. I Was Thinking, 'what Can I Do?' I'm Watching Tv. I'm Like, 'let Me Do Something Else.' I'm Not Going To Fall Asleep For A Few Hours. What Are My Hobbies? There Was The Masturbation Option. I Skipped That Because Just Knowing My Kids Are Down The Hall I Felt Psychotic. So, I Went With Watching More Tv. I Couldn't Come Up With Anything. I Was Going, 'god, Read A Book.' Then I Was Like This, 'where Do I Keep The Books?' I've Got Nothing To Do But Watch Tv.

I Wish I Was A Better Athlete. That Would Have Been A Little Cooler, Being A Great Boxer And Walking Into A Room And Going: "i Can Knock Everybody Out!" That's A Good Feeling.

Sitting In A Room Being Forced To Listen To 'the Chanukah Song' Over And Over." [on His Idea Of Hell]

It's Important I Surround Myself With People Who Make Me Happy.