Sitting In A Room Being

One Night I Couldn't Sleep. It Was Like 2:00 In The Morning. I Was Thinking, 'what Can I Do?' I'm Watching Tv. I'm Like, 'let Me Do Something Else.' I'm Not Going To Fall Asleep For A Few Hours. What Are My Hobbies? There Was The Masturbation Option. I Skipped That Because Just Knowing My Kids Are Down The Hall I Felt Psychotic. So, I Went With Watching More Tv. I Couldn't Come Up With Anything. I Was Going, 'god, Read A Book.' Then I Was Like This, 'where Do I Keep The Books?' I've Got Nothing To Do But Watch Tv.

I Do Want Children. I Study Dads More. I Watch What They Go Through. I Admire My Father More Than I Ever Did And My Brother And My Sister.

Never Seen My Friends Do More Push-ups, Trying To Challenge Cruises' Manhood. It Was Like, I Can Be Strong, Too!

I Grew Up In A House That Liked To Be Funny. Everybody Liked To Be Funny. My Family's Been...we've Been Enjoying Each Other's Comedy For Years.

Snl Is A Home. You've Got All Of Your Brothers And Sisters There, And It's A Great Time.