I Started Smoking As Soon

Television Is Where You Watch People In Your Living Room That You Would Not Want Near Your House.

I Would Never Join A Country Club With Standards So Low As To Allow Me As A Member.

Let There Be Dancing In The Streets, Drinking In The Saloons, And Necking In The Parlor.

Home Is Where You Hang Your Head.

This Book Was Written In Those Long Hours I Spent Waiting For My Wife To Get Dressed To Go Out. And If She Had Never Gotten Dressed At All This Book Would Never Have Been Written.