Home Is Where You Hang

I Wish To Be Cremated. One Tenth Of My Ashes Shall Be Given To My Agent, As Written In Our Contract.

My Mother Loved Children - She Would Have Given Anything If I Had Been One.

Remember, The Grass Is Always Greener Where You Don't Happen To Be The Neighbor.

The Foods That Are Recommended Today Are As Palatable As A Steady Diet Of Wet Blotters.

The Secret Of Life Is Honesty And Fair Dealing. If You Can Fake That, You've Got It Made.