Home Is Where You Hang

I'll Never Forget My Wedding Day... They Threw Vitamin Pills

My Mother Loved Children - She Would Have Given Anything If I Had Been One.

Why Was I With Her? She Reminds Me Of You. In Fact, She Reminds Me More Of You Than You Do!

I Have Just One Day, Today, And I'm Going To Be Happy In It.

In France, For Example, It Is Not Unusual For A Husband To Have A Wife And A Mistress. However, If In Addition To These Two He's Also Having A Fling With A Fringe Tootsie, Both The Wife And The Mistress Are Outraged And The Combination Lover, Husband, And Cheat May Well Wind Up With A Large French Bread Knife Between His Ribs.