Remember, The Grass Is Always

The Only Real Laughter Comes From Despair.

Ice Water? Get Some Onions - That'll Make Your Eyes Water!

A Woman Can Smell Mink Through Six Inches Of Lead.

You Get A Canoe Later And I'll Paddle You.

If You Take Cranberries And Stew Them Like Apple Sauce, It Tastes Much More Like Prunes Than Rhubarb Does.