I Spent All Night Feeding

I'm Actually A Really Nice Guy, Once You Get To Blow Me.

I Was Always Cutting Words. I Even Would Write My Jokes In My Notebook. I Still Do This, Almost Like A Poem.

Larry King Is So Old, He's Actually One Of The Jews That Killed Christ.

My Girlfriend Has The Greatest Story As To Why She Isn't Religious Anymore. When She Was A Kid, Like 12 Years Old, Her Parents Nailed A 25 Pound Crucifix To The Wall Right Above Her Bed. About Two Weeks Later, In The Middle Of The Night, The Crucifix Falls Off The Wall And Leaves A Two Inch Gash In The Back Of Her Dad's Head.

I'm Interested In Doing Some Acting In The Future, But It's A Distant Second To Stand Up.