I Seriously Object To Seeing

I Hate A Man Who Always Says Yes To Me. When I Say No I Like A Man Who Also Says No.

Just Because I Disagree With You Doesn't Mean I'm Disagreeable.

Don't Worry About The War. It's All Over But The Shooting.

Pictures Were Made To Entertain; If You Want To Send A Message, Call Western Union.

The Reason So Many People Turned Up At His Funeral Is That They Wanted To Make Sure He Was Dead.