Don't Worry About The War.

Put It Out Of Your Mind. In No Time, It Will Be A Forgotten Memory.

You Have All The Scenes. Just Go Home And Word It In.

What We Need Now Is Some New, Fresh Clichés.

What Nerve. Not Even A Modicum Of Originality.

Why Should People Go Out And Pay Money To See Bad Films When They Can Stay At Home And See Bad Television For Nothing?